Wow what a fast off season and for the most part a very quiet one for the Redskins after we finally got a new coach. Oh you don't remember how all that went down? Take a look at this to refresh your memory. Again I don't know if Jim Zorn should be proud of his new position or flat out embarrassed. I guess we will see very soon.
As for the draft SNYDER, Cerrato, and zorn decided to go for playmakers on the offensive side of the ball. Forget line players we are getting pass catchers. One of them decided he could not tell time very well and ended up in zorn's office during the first off season practice he tried to attend. At least we did not trade half of the team to get Chad Johnson as it appeared we might pre-draft.
As normal we need to get through pre-season and training camp with limited injuries as McCintosh, Rogers, Jansen, and Thomas are all working on returning from last year's injuries. Unfortunately with 5 pre-season games most likely there will be some problems before the regular season starts.
As for the predictions of the upcoming season. I will leave this to Tyler to see how he does. As you can see he is deep in thought.
9/4 @ New York Giants - No Tiki, No Toothless Strahan, and the Skins ground the Giants with a "Win"
9/14 vs New Orleans - The Saints might come in but they will be leaving Washington with a loss. The Skins "Win" again!
9/21 vs Arizona - Nothing to say here but another "Win"
9/28 @ Dallas - I pooped on my Dallas diaper but the girls still won. "Loss"
10/5 @ Philadelphia - 2 years in a row we beat the ugly fat bastard in Philly! "Win"
10/12 vs St. Louis - Can't lose this one at home "Win"
10/19 vs Cleveland - Another easy one at home "Win"
10/26 @ Detroit - Poop on the Lions we win again. "Win"
11/3 vs Pittsburgh - We drop one at home to the dirty coal miners. "Loss"
BYE - No opportunity to lose this one!!
11/16 vs Dallas - Well rested and beat the girls this time. "Win"
11/23 @ Seattle - Will we ever win at this place "Loss"
11/30 vs New York Giants - Sweep the Giants. "Win"
12/7 @ Baltimore - Ravens SUCK we "Win"
12/14 @ Cincinnati - The Bengals could not field a team since they are all in prison. "Win"
12/21 vs Philadelphia - Donovan is benched by now or injured. "Win"
12/28 @ San Fran - A long road trip but we get a "Win"
So Tyler has the Skins going 13-3. We already have him brain washed as you can see!
Make sure to check out Portis's pre-season costume shopping on this video. Please just stay healthy and be ready for the first game to carry the full load whomever you are acting as on that Sunday.
Any rumors you hear about Favre going to the Skins are completely false. He is joining John Madden in the booth after the honeymoon.
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